Trouble, why you always getting in trouble, You’re always getting in trouble, why you always getting in trouble- your always getting in trouble Could of been a doctor or an astronaut But instead you’re pleading guilty in a magistrates court Could of woken up and cleaned your yard But you woke up in a bin after sniffing some shard Could be doing college work until it’s dark But instead you’re drinking tinnies and shitting in the park Could of bought round some nice house guests But now they’re breaking down your door and being placed under arrest Trouble, why you always getting in trouble, You’re always getting in trouble, why you always getting in trouble- your always getting in trouble You could be exercising and eating fruit But you’re hanging out with junkies and prostitutes Could be eating 5 a day on doctors prescription But you smoke 40 a day and have a ketamine addiction You could have a job and have a pension But you overdosed on drugs and ended up getting sectioned You could shower and brush your hair with a comb But you smashed up someone’s kitchen after breaking into their home Trouble, why you always getting in trouble, You’re always getting in trouble, why you always getting in trouble- your always getting in trouble You could wake up not feeling sick But you chased your neighbour down the road naked, with a stick You could learn to skate and do an olly But you got concussed going down a ramp in a trolley You could be writing a manifesto But you smoked crack and pissed on broccoli in tesco You could brush your teeth and shave But instead you’re passed out on the floor at a rave It all comes down to my life choices If I didn’t do the drugs I wouldn’t be hearing the voices It’s ultimately down to my own decision If I didn’t drink that whiskey wouldn’t have double vision It’s all down to the path you take Sick of waking up with a banging headache If I had the option would I do it again? I would but I think I’m going insane… Trouble il always be getting in trouble donnt thinnk il stop beinng inn trouble il always e gettinng inn trouble my life will always be trouble

Get aat ya cunt Get aat ya minge I love you lets go on a drug binge Get aat ya clunge Get aat ya twat Suck me off while we watch postman pat Get aat ya cunt Get aat ya minge I wanna shag you in a biffer bin Get aat ya clunge Get aat ya twat I wish getting laid was as simple as that Suck me off for some mcnuggets Get aat ya minge and let me fuck it No time for talking i dont wanna discuss it il destroy ya clunge from here to nantucket I wanna catch all your stis Kelly doesnt care shell go in dry I have herpes do you wanna touch my thigh Suck my shlong at a funeral and cry Get aat ya cunt Get aat ya minge I love you lets go on a drug binge Get aat ya clunge Get aat ya twat Suck me off while we watch postman pat Get aat ya cunt Get aat ya minge I wanna shag you in a biffer bin Get aat ya clunge Get aat ya twat I wish getting laid was as simple as that Drag me round asda in a gimp suit Prolapse my anus with a passion fruit Fuck the Indecent exposure lawsuit My dicks in the mankini its my swimsuit I wanna ruin christmas cause im retarded Run through the christmas market With nothing on but a pringle tube with my cock in it Santa doesnt like my outfit he said its inapropriate Get aat ya cunt Get aat ya minge I love you lets go on a drug binge Get aat ya clunge Get aat ya twat Suck me off while we watch postman pat Get aat ya cunt Get aat ya minge I wanna shag you in a biffer bin Get aat ya clunge Get aat ya twat I wish getting laid was as simple as that What's wrong with my dick, mama People livin' like they ain't got no clunge mamas I think the whole world's addicted to the minge Only attracted to the muff if the pubes are ginge overseas, yeah, we tryin' to stop stis But i still got crabs i got public lice' In the USA, the big kellay racist as fuck joined the KKK But if you only have love for your own vajayjay Make sure you leave space to discriminate please discriminate and generate hate Get at ya hairy twat and get irate, yeah sexyness is what i demonstrate And that's exactly how clunge works and operates Man, you gotta have minge, this'll set us straight Take control of your cunt and meditate Let your twat gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all People killin', people dyin' Suck me off while your cryin' Get aat clunge is what i preach? And would you slap my arse cheek? Father, Father, Father stop please Stop fucking me from above 'Cause people got me, got me questionin' Where is the minge (Love) Where is the twat (The love) Where is the clunge (The love) Where is the cunt, the twat, the minge Where is the twat Where is the clunge Where is the cunt the twat the minge

I can't sleep today Already been up for 2 days My mind’s is starting to decay Why have I been up since thursday Shouldn’t of done all that speed I really want some vallies I hate having to force feed I think I’ve got a nosebleed I’ve ingested an unhealthy amount Of buckfast and wiz Put it through me all day Till I’ve rotten away my sinuses There’s no weekend when You session every day of the week Wear a dress and a wig to a brothel Like a scatty little bo peep I can't sleep today Already been up for 2 days My mind’s is starting to decay Why have I been up since thursday Shouldn’t of done all that speed I really want some vallies I hate having to force feed I think I’ve got a nosebleed At this rate I’m gonna fail my degree Fuck a watermellon on lsd Then climb 3 stories up a tree The floor is so far I can see Tripping bollocks can someone help me Finally helped by my mate cushty He walked me down the tree and now I’m free Get sucked off at the bonfire at the party I can't sleep today Already been up for 2 days My mind’s is starting to decay Why have I been up since thursday Shouldn’t of done all that speed I really want some vallies I hate having to force feed I think I’ve got a nosebleed I’m that weirdo who shits in front of subway I piss out of moving cars on the motorway Calipo up my arse, crazy antics on the day to day I’ll poo in the nutella tubs of my enemies Give myself an enema of buckfast Stop cars in the road shouting YOU SHALL NOT PASS seizure at a festival, epileptic giraffe Come round and keep getting fucked for a laugh I can't sleep today Already been up for 2 days My mind’s is starting to decay Why have I been up since thursday Shouldn’t of done all that speed I really want some vallies I hate having to force feed I think I’ve got a nosebleed Scare normie cunts walking to work Can't suck myself off so I have to jerk Teach a 2 year old how to twerk Check out watermellon bros on adultwork My life needs to be rearranged Possibly time for a positive change Don’t care if I end up begging for change I will always continue being strange I can't sleep today Already been up for 2 days My mind’s is starting to decay Why have I been up since thursday Shouldn’t of done all that speed I really want some vallies I hate having to force feed I think I’ve got a nosebleed

Fuck first bus, 2.50 to go up the road Can't even get pissed And it’s late again Fuck First Bus, some cunts playing calvin harris out his phone Sweaty and rammed full of bellends And it didn’t even show up this time I hate politics but here’s a lesson Margaret thatcher privatised the bus system It used to be owned by the state The idea was different business would compete and offer a better service But what actually happened is One business is the most successful and monopolises And then can offer a shit service and charge you loads And that one in bristol was first bus and they are wankers Fuck first bus 2.50 to go up the road Can't even get pissed And its late again Fuck first bus Some cunts playing Justin Beiber out his phone Sweaty and rammed full of bellends And it didn’t even show up this time First bus started in Weston Super Mare With the merger of badgerline and GRT bus companies In bristol and areas around Aberdeen they gradually monopolised moving to Scotland and Wales They are now operating a fifth of buses outside london First buses carry around 1.6 million passengers every day They now operate all around the uk, the Us, Canada, Puerto Rico, Panama and India Fuck first bus,2.50 to go up the road Can't even get pissed And it’s late again Fuck first bus Some cunts playing ed sheeran out his phone Sweaty and rammed full of bellends And it didn’t even show up this time So who the fuck are you telling me not to drink on the bus Stop supporting me being late to where I’m going You fucking jobsworth queef I know I stayed on late on my one stop pop Lowering the standards and raising the prices I know I’ve got polo but leave me alone As it is I feel awkward being crushed by some fat cunt Ah fuck I’ve missed my stop Fuck first bus 2.50 to go up the road Can't even get pissed And it’s late again Fuck first bus Some cunts playing avicii out his phone Sweaty and rammed full of bellends And it didn’t even show up this time!

A lot of people like to call me a wasteman Cause most the time im off my fucking face man My brains on earth but my minds in space man May as well fly to saturn and park up a caravan Spack out to the moon, munch some cheddar with a spoon Cocktailing drugs huffing and puffing balloons I feel invincible but im not immune Need to sort it out the grim reapers on the move Im a fucking nutty wanker im proud to be a wastecunt Im a skinny addict that needs to eat more lunch I slur my speech and i practically just grunt I have shit hygein and i wear my clothes back to front Im always riding trolleys when im pissed I steal traffic cones and road signs is this why they exist Its retarded as fuck it happens everytimes atleast they wont be missed Il fuck the council up the arse and end up on the naughty list A lot of people like to call me a wasteman Cause most the time im off my fucking face man My brains on earth but my minds in space man May as well fly to saturn and park up a caravan Spack out to the moon, munch some cheddar with a spoon Cocktailing drugs huffing and puffing balloons I feel invincible but im not immune Need to sort it out the grim reapers on the move Sitting in university again trying not to gurn Im off my fucking trolley how am i supposed to learn I drank too much cheap cider and i keep getting heartburn Im buzzed and keep interupting I can't wait my turn the teacher knows im twatted my pupils are huge Hes got a shit attitude This dude is fucking rude this cunt ruins my mood Im gonna strip him nude Turn into a cannibal and fry him on a bbq A lot of people like to call me a wasteman Cause most the time im off my fucking face man My brains on earth but my minds in space man May as well fly to saturn and park up a caravan Spack out to the moon, munch some cheddar with a spoon Cocktailing drugs huffing and puffing balloons I feel invincible but im not immune Need to sort it out the grim reapers on the move I can't even look the teacher in the eye Trying to look normal but im not being that sly White snot keeps falling out my nose thats crusty and dry My hearts flying like the wings of a butterfly Im so fucking high i feel like i could die All iv eaten for breakfast is a banofee pie Im energy deprived and my brain is fried I look frail and weak like iv been mumified A lot of people like to call me a wasteman Cause most the time im off my fucking face man My brains on earth but my minds in space man May as well fly to saturn and park up a caravan Spack out to the moon, munch some cheddar with a spoon Cocktailing drugs huffing and puffing balloons I feel invincible but im not immune Need to sort it out the grim reapers on the move

I hate tv Its mind numbing i gaurantee I hate my chemical romance Id rather have a heart transplant I hate crack and heroin Put that shit in the bin I hate racists Lock em up with the rapists I hate hipsters Beat them till there covered in blisters I hate hippies Slap em with hummus from here to missisippi I hate lableing people Im a hypocrite i know I hate the police They dont make me feel at peace I hate myself for being so mean to you I just hate myself for being so mean to you Eeney meeney miney mo I broke your heart and let you go I hate my self for being so mean to you I hate mayonaise Looks like cum thats been left for days I hate anxiety I Cant function in society I hate house music your bucket hat is fucking shit I hate being an addict Im gonna end up getting nicked I hate knife crime Putting peoples life on the line I hate drama If i hear more il go mad and fuck a llama I hate the sound of mopeds Please Pour gasoline on your head I hate peacefull protests petrol bomb parliament and make a mess I hate myself for being so mean to you I just hate myself for being so mean to you Eeney meeney miney mo I broke your heart and let you go I hate my self for being so mean to you I hate the state of the environment But i aint doing shit its an embaressment I hate waking up Need to stop drinking ten coffees in a cup I hate masojonists But hating men isnt being a feminist I hate treadmills You can run outside for free go eat an anthrax pill I hate depression probably its cause im always on the session I hate pointless possesions If you dont use it give it to someone I hate working nine to 5 But i guess people need to survive I hate going ages without sex Atleast i wont catch ghonnorea i guess I hate myself for being so mean to you I just hate myself for being so mean to you Eeney meeney miney mo I broke your heart and let you go I hate my self for being so mean to you I hate burning food Il eat in anyway but im in a bad mood I hate big words Im a retard havnt you heard I hate loosing one bud from a earphone Its now completely useless to own I hate spilling beer on the floor Now i need more from the store I hate me I hate my life I hate you I hate everyone I hate humans I hate everything I hate everything I hate fuckin everything aaghagfhrtfghtrfgschxqrtsngsrstdfnghtdftngtrsfdyrvajchtgh I hate myself for being so mean to you I just hate myself for being so mean to you Eeney meeney miney mo I broke your heart and let you go I hate my self for being so mean to you

Where have your drugs gone theyve gone up your nose Where have your shoes gone theyve gone up your nose Where has your job gone its gone up your nose Where has your money gone its all gone up your nose Where have your possessions gone they’ve gone up your nose Where has your house gone its gone up your nose Where has your dignity gone its gone up your nose Where has your respect gone its gone up your nose Where has your passion gone its gone up your nose Where has your soul gone its gone up your nose Zombified and dead eyed It’s all gone up your nose Where has your food gone its gone up your nose Where has your trust gone its gone up your nose Where has your lover gone shes gone up your nose Where have your friends gone theyve gone up your nose Where has your family gone theyve gone up your nose Now you’re on your own Cause your life gone up your nose Where has your health gone its gone up your nose Where has your personality gone its gone up your nose Where has your sanity gone its gone up your nose Where has your self respect gone its gone up your nose Where has your life gone its gone up your nose If I wasn’t an addict wouldn’t have a hole in my nose

I have to learn what’s real And what is not Is that a hallucination Or just a plant pot Talking to the pigeons As if they can fucking speak I know that it’s just my subconscious Projecting illusions at me Why are you so mong You fucking space cadet Maybe it’s because I have to spend time focusing On if you’re actually there or if you’re a baguette I wish my subconscious Wasn’t a massive dickhead Voices screaming abuse at me making me wanna be dead It’s probably deep rooted trauma Triggered by too much drugs It’s all fun and games Till you’re asking a lampost for a hug Talking to my friend who isn’t even there I think I’m on the BBC Someone send me to welfare I have to learn what’s real And what is not Is that a hallucination Or just a plant pot Talking to the pigeons As if they can fucking speak I know that it’s just my subconscious Projecting illusions at me I know what we should do We should take all the crazies and put em in one room So they can all prang out together And sketch out in hospital costumes They will be really bored And have nothing to do Other than chat to all the insane people That will help them with what they’re going through EAT THIS fucking PILL AND TALK TO THIS CUNT This therapist only says nice shit They’re never just fucking blunt Why don’t you try mediation Or fucking cbt Maybe try some exercise Or try drinking a cuppa tea I have to learn what’s real And what is not Is that a hallucination Or just a plant pot Talking to the pigeons As if they can fucking speak I know that it’s just my subconscious Projecting illusions at me We can't guarantee you won’t have an episode When you come off your antipsychotics Everyone’s brains’ different and biological It’s not made out of robotics You will probably be alright But we’re not really sure If you end up sketching out We’ll just have to give you more At the end of the day My symptoms have gone away Through 2 years of therapy And eating pills everyday But I’m starting to feel anxious and getting paranoid If it was just the pills stopping me being proper skitz I’ll be more than just annoyed I have to learn what’s real And what is not Is that a hallucination Or just a plant pot Talking to the pigeons As if they can fucking speak I know that it’s just my subconscious Projecting illusions at me

I woke up at 5am I went to the toilet for a phlegm I ate my breakfast and smoked a blehm an idea came to my mind there and then I’m sick of life as a human Can't cook my curry don’t have any cumin It’s making me angry and I’m fumin’ So I wanna be a gimp, a submissive human I wanna be your gimp Tie me up in chains Can you be my pimp Ten pound sex slave Beat me till I limp Domination I crave Twat me with a whipp If I don’t behave Kick me in the head If I don’t obey Leave me for dead Suck me off foreplay Control me in bed As long as you pay My nipples are red They hurt everyday One man two man three man four In and out my backdoor My arse is purple and really sore I’ll do anything I’m a fucking whore I sucked off my dad He was really mad But I was glad, it felt naughty n bad I told some lad It made him sad I’ll do anything you want cause I’m a depressed gimp Can you be my dominatrix I love you so much please clamp my nips Cover me in grease like fish and chips Then peg me up with loads of clips Silence me with a ball gag Treat me like I’m a slag Old people are mouldy and sag abuse me while we shag I wanna be your gimp Tie me up in chains Can you be my pimp Ten pound sex slave Beat me till I limp Domination I crave Twat me with a whipp If I don’t behave Kick me in the head If I don’t obey Leave me for dead Suck me off foreplay Control me in bed As long as you pay My nipples are red They hurt everyday It turns me on to be controlled I have no self confidence, my heart is cold Smack me about while I’m wearing a Blindfold Punish me if I don’t do what I’m told Punch me while I pleasure you Piss in my mouth while I eat your poo I suffered and my dick got harder and grew I’ll do anything that you tell me to Fuck me till I’m shooting blanks Castrate me so I cannot wank Hit me during sex with a rusty plank Whoever puts me down I will Thank I’m just a gimp I wanna be hurt I’m definitely a massive pervert I love an attack that’s full of dirt Rag me about if ya want to flirt I wanna be your gimp Tie me up in chains Can you be my pimp Ten pound sex slave Beat me till I limp Domination I crave Twat me with a whipp If I don’t behave Kick me in the head If I don’t obey Leave me for dead Suck me off foreplay Control me in bed As long as you pay My nipples are red They hurt everyday One man two man three man four In and out my backdoor My arse is purple and really sore I’ll do anything I’m a fucking whore I sucked off my dad He was really mad But I was glad, it felt naughty n bad I told some lad It made him sad I’ll do anything you want cause I’m a depressed gimp

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Hanging out behind the bin at the weekend Acting stupid smoking spice with my best friends I couldnt wait for the winter at st mungoes I remember its the first time i saw her there Shes getting kicked out her squat cause shes a smackhead Im kinda nervous cause i think she might be inbred Shes the one shell always be scared She pushed my hand and i grabbed her i swear because I fell in love with the girl at the food bank She said what and i gave her tittie a yank Shes so cool i spy on her while i wank i jerk off over her When shes not around I told her And she had a breakdown I fell in love With the girl at the food bank When she said that were gonna move to luton I remember her pimp was disputing Shes 14 without a purpouse or direction Im an adult i dont have any explanation because I fell in love with the girl at the food bank She said what and i gave her tittie a yank Shes so cool i spy on her while i wank i jerk off over her When shes not around I told her And she had a breakdown I fell in love With the girl at the food bank I creamed on her picture on my wall I waiting for her call, she always kept me waiting And if i she gets another c section, shell be taken away by child protection Because she kept me waiting because I fell in love with the girl at the food bank She said what and i gave her tittie a yank Shes so cool i spy on her while i wank i jerk off over her When shes not around I told her And she had a breakdown I fell in love With the girl at the food bank

I hurt myself today, and I can really feel I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real The fall hit my ankle, the old familiar crippling Try not to be bored , but I remember slipping What have I become, what a bellend Nobody I know , falls out the window in the end And you could have it all , my small flat of dirt, But I slipped out the window , and my uncle really hurts I'd wear an ankle support , upon my sofa chair But I dont have any money , so my foot cannot repair, Beneath the flat bellow me , reported me to the council for climbing a drain pipe, You are a dickhead, a proper fucking grass like What have I become , what a bellend Nobody I know , falls out the window in the end, And you could have it all , my small flat off dirt, But I slipped out of the window , and my anckle really hurts , If I could walk again, a million miles a day, I would go outside , and enjoy this sunny day