1. |
Trouble
03:29
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Trouble, why you always getting in trouble,
You’re always getting in trouble, why you always getting in trouble- your always getting in trouble
Could of been a doctor or an astronaut
But instead you’re pleading guilty in a magistrates court
Could of woken up and cleaned your yard
But you woke up in a bin after sniffing some shard
Could be doing college work until it’s dark
But instead you’re drinking tinnies and shitting in the park
Could of bought round some nice house guests
But now they’re breaking down your door and being placed under arrest
Trouble, why you always getting in trouble,
You’re always getting in trouble, why you always getting in trouble- your always getting in trouble
You could be exercising and eating fruit
But you’re hanging out with junkies and prostitutes
Could be eating 5 a day on doctors prescription
But you smoke 40 a day and have a ketamine addiction
You could have a job and have a pension
But you overdosed on drugs and ended up getting sectioned
You could shower and brush your hair with a comb
But you smashed up someone’s kitchen after breaking into their home
Trouble, why you always getting in trouble,
You’re always getting in trouble, why you always getting in trouble- your always getting in trouble
You could wake up not feeling sick
But you chased your neighbour down the road naked, with a stick
You could learn to skate and do an olly
But you got concussed going down a ramp in a trolley
You could be writing a manifesto
But you smoked crack and pissed on broccoli in tesco
You could brush your teeth and shave
But instead you’re passed out on the floor at a rave
It all comes down to my life choices
If I didn’t do the drugs I wouldn’t be hearing the voices
It’s ultimately down to my own decision
If I didn’t drink that whiskey wouldn’t have double vision
It’s all down to the path you take
Sick of waking up with a banging headache
If I had the option would I do it again?
I would but I think I’m going insane…
Trouble
il always be getting in trouble
donnt thinnk il stop beinng inn trouble
il always e gettinng inn trouble
my life will always be trouble
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2. |
Kelly Song
03:51
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Get aat ya cunt
Get aat ya minge
I love you lets go on a drug binge
Get aat ya clunge
Get aat ya twat
Suck me off while we watch postman pat
Get aat ya cunt
Get aat ya minge
I wanna shag you in a biffer bin
Get aat ya clunge
Get aat ya twat
I wish getting laid was as simple as that
Suck me off for some mcnuggets
Get aat ya minge and let me fuck it
No time for talking i dont wanna discuss it
il destroy ya clunge from here to nantucket
I wanna catch all your stis
Kelly doesnt care shell go in dry
I have herpes do you wanna touch my thigh
Suck my shlong at a funeral and cry
Get aat ya cunt
Get aat ya minge
I love you lets go on a drug binge
Get aat ya clunge
Get aat ya twat
Suck me off while we watch postman pat
Get aat ya cunt
Get aat ya minge
I wanna shag you in a biffer bin
Get aat ya clunge
Get aat ya twat
I wish getting laid was as simple as that
Drag me round asda in a gimp suit
Prolapse my anus with a passion fruit
Fuck the Indecent exposure lawsuit
My dicks in the mankini its my swimsuit
I wanna ruin christmas cause im retarded
Run through the christmas market
With nothing on but a pringle tube with my cock in it
Santa doesnt like my outfit he said its inapropriate
Get aat ya cunt
Get aat ya minge
I love you lets go on a drug binge
Get aat ya clunge
Get aat ya twat
Suck me off while we watch postman pat
Get aat ya cunt
Get aat ya minge
I wanna shag you in a biffer bin
Get aat ya clunge
Get aat ya twat
I wish getting laid was as simple as that
What's wrong with my dick, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no clunge mamas
I think the whole world's addicted to the minge
Only attracted to the muff if the pubes are ginge
overseas, yeah, we tryin' to stop stis
But i still got crabs i got public lice'
In the USA, the big kellay
racist as fuck joined the KKK
But if you only have love for your own vajayjay
Make sure you leave space to discriminate
please discriminate and generate hate
Get at ya hairy twat and get irate, yeah
sexyness is what i demonstrate
And that's exactly how clunge works and operates
Man, you gotta have minge, this'll set us straight
Take control of your cunt and meditate
Let your twat gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all
People killin', people dyin'
Suck me off while your cryin'
Get aat clunge is what i preach?
And would you slap my arse cheek?
Father, Father, Father stop please
Stop fucking me from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the minge (Love)
Where is the twat (The love)
Where is the clunge (The love)
Where is the cunt, the twat, the minge
Where is the twat
Where is the clunge
Where is the cunt the twat the minge
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3. |
I Cant Sleep Today
02:55
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I can't sleep today
Already been up for 2 days
My mind’s is starting to decay
Why have I been up since thursday
Shouldn’t of done all that speed
I really want some vallies
I hate having to force feed
I think I’ve got a nosebleed
I’ve ingested an unhealthy amount
Of buckfast and wiz
Put it through me all day
Till I’ve rotten away my sinuses
There’s no weekend when
You session every day of the week
Wear a dress and a wig to a brothel
Like a scatty little bo peep
I can't sleep today
Already been up for 2 days
My mind’s is starting to decay
Why have I been up since thursday
Shouldn’t of done all that speed
I really want some vallies
I hate having to force feed
I think I’ve got a nosebleed
At this rate I’m gonna fail my degree
Fuck a watermellon on lsd
Then climb 3 stories up a tree
The floor is so far I can see
Tripping bollocks can someone help me
Finally helped by my mate cushty
He walked me down the tree and now I’m free
Get sucked off at the bonfire at the party
I can't sleep today
Already been up for 2 days
My mind’s is starting to decay
Why have I been up since thursday
Shouldn’t of done all that speed
I really want some vallies
I hate having to force feed
I think I’ve got a nosebleed
I’m that weirdo who shits in front of subway
I piss out of moving cars on the motorway
Calipo up my arse, crazy antics on the day to day
I’ll poo in the nutella tubs of my enemies
Give myself an enema of buckfast
Stop cars in the road shouting YOU SHALL NOT PASS
seizure at a festival, epileptic giraffe
Come round and keep getting fucked for a laugh
I can't sleep today
Already been up for 2 days
My mind’s is starting to decay
Why have I been up since thursday
Shouldn’t of done all that speed
I really want some vallies
I hate having to force feed
I think I’ve got a nosebleed
Scare normie cunts walking to work
Can't suck myself off so I have to jerk
Teach a 2 year old how to twerk
Check out watermellon bros on adultwork
My life needs to be rearranged
Possibly time for a positive change
Don’t care if I end up begging for change
I will always continue being strange
I can't sleep today
Already been up for 2 days
My mind’s is starting to decay
Why have I been up since thursday
Shouldn’t of done all that speed
I really want some vallies
I hate having to force feed
I think I’ve got a nosebleed
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4. |
Fuck First Bus
02:51
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Fuck first bus, 2.50 to go up the road
Can't even get pissed
And it’s late again
Fuck First Bus, some cunts playing calvin harris out his phone
Sweaty and rammed full of bellends
And it didn’t even show up this time
I hate politics but here’s a lesson
Margaret thatcher privatised the bus system
It used to be owned by the state
The idea was different business would compete and offer a better service
But what actually happened is
One business is the most successful and monopolises
And then can offer a shit service and charge you loads
And that one in bristol was first bus and they are wankers
Fuck first bus
2.50 to go up the road
Can't even get pissed
And its late again
Fuck first bus
Some cunts playing Justin Beiber out his phone
Sweaty and rammed full of bellends
And it didn’t even show up this time
First bus started in Weston Super Mare
With the merger of badgerline and GRT bus companies
In bristol and areas around Aberdeen
they gradually monopolised moving to Scotland and Wales
They are now operating a fifth of buses outside london
First buses carry around 1.6 million
passengers every day
They now operate all around the uk, the Us, Canada,
Puerto Rico, Panama and India
Fuck first bus,2.50 to go up the road
Can't even get pissed
And it’s late again
Fuck first bus
Some cunts playing ed sheeran out his phone
Sweaty and rammed full of bellends
And it didn’t even show up this time
So who the fuck are you telling me not to drink on the bus
Stop supporting me being late to where I’m going
You fucking jobsworth queef
I know I stayed on late on my one stop pop
Lowering the standards and raising the prices
I know I’ve got polo but leave me alone
As it is I feel awkward being crushed by some fat cunt
Ah fuck I’ve missed my stop
Fuck first bus
2.50 to go up the road
Can't even get pissed
And it’s late again
Fuck first bus
Some cunts playing avicii out his phone
Sweaty and rammed full of bellends
And it didn’t even show up this time!
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5. |
Wasteman In Space
03:45
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A lot of people like to call me a wasteman
Cause most the time im off my fucking face man
My brains on earth but my minds in space man
May as well fly to saturn and park up a caravan
Spack out to the moon, munch some cheddar with a spoon
Cocktailing drugs huffing and puffing balloons
I feel invincible but im not immune
Need to sort it out the grim reapers on the move
Im a fucking nutty wanker
im proud to be a wastecunt
Im a skinny addict
that needs to eat more lunch
I slur my speech and i
practically just grunt
I have shit hygein and i
wear my clothes back to front
Im always riding trolleys
when im pissed
I steal traffic cones and road signs is this why they exist
Its retarded as fuck it happens everytimes atleast they wont be missed
Il fuck the council up the arse
and end up on the naughty list
A lot of people like to call me a wasteman
Cause most the time im off my fucking face man
My brains on earth but my minds in space man
May as well fly to saturn and park up a caravan
Spack out to the moon, munch some cheddar with a spoon
Cocktailing drugs huffing and puffing balloons
I feel invincible but im not immune
Need to sort it out the grim reapers on the move
Sitting in university again
trying not to gurn
Im off my fucking trolley
how am i supposed to learn
I drank too much cheap cider
and i keep getting heartburn
Im buzzed and keep interupting
I can't wait my turn
the teacher knows im twatted
my pupils are huge
Hes got a shit attitude
This dude is fucking rude
this cunt ruins my mood
Im gonna strip him nude
Turn into a cannibal
and fry him on a bbq
A lot of people like to call me a wasteman
Cause most the time im off my fucking face man
My brains on earth but my minds in space man
May as well fly to saturn and park up a caravan
Spack out to the moon, munch some cheddar with a spoon
Cocktailing drugs huffing and puffing balloons
I feel invincible but im not immune
Need to sort it out the grim reapers on the move
I can't even look
the teacher in the eye
Trying to look normal
but im not being that sly White
snot keeps falling out my
nose thats crusty and dry
My hearts flying like
the wings of a butterfly
Im so fucking high
i feel like i could die
All iv eaten for breakfast
is a banofee pie
Im energy deprived
and my brain is fried
I look frail and weak
like iv been mumified
A lot of people like to call me a wasteman
Cause most the time im off my fucking face man
My brains on earth but my minds in space man
May as well fly to saturn and park up a caravan
Spack out to the moon, munch some cheddar with a spoon
Cocktailing drugs huffing and puffing balloons
I feel invincible but im not immune
Need to sort it out the grim reapers on the move
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6. |
Hate
03:28
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I hate tv
Its mind numbing i gaurantee
I hate my chemical romance
Id rather have a heart transplant
I hate crack and heroin
Put that shit in the bin
I hate racists
Lock em up with the rapists
I hate hipsters
Beat them till there covered in blisters
I hate hippies
Slap em with hummus from here to missisippi
I hate lableing people
Im a hypocrite i know
I hate the police
They dont make me feel at peace
I hate myself for being so mean to you
I just hate myself for being so mean to you
Eeney meeney miney mo
I broke your heart and let you go
I hate my self for being so mean to you
I hate mayonaise
Looks like cum thats been left for days
I hate anxiety
I Cant function in society
I hate house music
your bucket hat is fucking shit
I hate being an addict
Im gonna end up getting nicked
I hate knife crime
Putting peoples life on the line
I hate drama
If i hear more il go mad and fuck a llama
I hate the sound of mopeds
Please Pour gasoline on your head
I hate peacefull protests
petrol bomb parliament and make a mess
I hate myself for being so mean to you
I just hate myself for being so mean to you
Eeney meeney miney mo
I broke your heart and let you go
I hate my self for being so mean to you
I hate the state of the environment
But i aint doing shit its an embaressment
I hate waking up
Need to stop drinking ten coffees in a cup
I hate masojonists
But hating men isnt being a feminist
I hate treadmills
You can run outside for free go eat an anthrax pill
I hate depression
probably its cause im always on the session
I hate pointless possesions
If you dont use it give it to someone
I hate working nine to 5
But i guess people need to survive
I hate going ages without sex
Atleast i wont catch ghonnorea i guess
I hate myself for being so mean to you
I just hate myself for being so mean to you
Eeney meeney miney mo
I broke your heart and let you go
I hate my self for being so mean to you
I hate burning food
Il eat in anyway but im in a bad mood
I hate big words
Im a retard havnt you heard
I hate loosing one bud from a earphone
Its now completely useless to own
I hate spilling beer on the floor
Now i need more from the store
I hate me
I hate my life
I hate you
I hate everyone
I hate humans
I hate everything
I hate everything
I hate fuckin everything
aaghagfhrtfghtrfgschxqrtsngsrstdfnghtdftngtrsfdyrvajchtgh
I hate myself for being so mean to you
I just hate myself for being so mean to you
Eeney meeney miney mo
I broke your heart and let you go
I hate my self for being so mean to you
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7. |
Gone Up Your Nose
03:01
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Where have your drugs gone theyve gone up your nose
Where have your shoes gone theyve gone up your nose
Where has your job gone its gone up your nose
Where has your money gone its all gone up your nose
Where have your possessions gone they’ve gone up your nose
Where has your house gone its gone up your nose
Where has your dignity gone its gone up your nose
Where has your respect gone its gone up your nose
Where has your passion gone its gone up your nose
Where has your soul gone its gone up your nose
Zombified and dead eyed
It’s all gone up your nose
Where has your food gone its gone up your nose
Where has your trust gone its gone up your nose
Where has your lover gone shes gone up your nose
Where have your friends gone theyve gone up your nose
Where has your family gone theyve gone up your nose
Now you’re on your own
Cause your life gone up your nose
Where has your health gone its gone up your nose
Where has your personality gone its gone up your nose
Where has your sanity gone its gone up your nose
Where has your self respect gone its gone up your nose
Where has your life gone its gone up your nose
If I wasn’t an addict wouldn’t have a hole in my nose
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8. |
Talking To The Pidgeons
04:22
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I have to learn what’s real
And what is not
Is that a hallucination
Or just a plant pot
Talking to the pigeons
As if they can fucking speak
I know that it’s just my subconscious
Projecting illusions at me
Why are you so mong
You fucking space cadet
Maybe it’s because I have to spend time focusing
On if you’re actually there or if you’re a baguette
I wish my subconscious
Wasn’t a massive dickhead
Voices screaming abuse at me
making me wanna be dead
It’s probably deep rooted trauma
Triggered by too much drugs
It’s all fun and games
Till you’re asking a lampost for a hug
Talking to my friend who isn’t even there
I think I’m on the BBC
Someone send me to welfare
I have to learn what’s real
And what is not
Is that a hallucination
Or just a plant pot
Talking to the pigeons
As if they can fucking speak
I know that it’s just my subconscious
Projecting illusions at me
I know what we should do
We should take all the crazies and put em in one room
So they can all prang out together
And sketch out in hospital costumes
They will be really bored
And have nothing to do
Other than chat to all the insane people
That will help them with what they’re going through
EAT THIS fucking PILL
AND TALK TO THIS CUNT
This therapist only says nice shit
They’re never just fucking blunt
Why don’t you try mediation
Or fucking cbt
Maybe try some exercise
Or try drinking a cuppa tea
I have to learn what’s real
And what is not
Is that a hallucination
Or just a plant pot
Talking to the pigeons
As if they can fucking speak
I know that it’s just my subconscious
Projecting illusions at me
We can't guarantee you won’t have an episode
When you come off your antipsychotics
Everyone’s brains’ different and biological
It’s not made out of robotics
You will probably be alright
But we’re not really sure
If you end up sketching out
We’ll just have to give you more
At the end of the day
My symptoms have gone away
Through 2 years of therapy
And eating pills everyday
But I’m starting to feel anxious and getting paranoid
If it was just the pills stopping me being proper skitz
I’ll be more than just annoyed
I have to learn what’s real
And what is not
Is that a hallucination
Or just a plant pot
Talking to the pigeons
As if they can fucking speak
I know that it’s just my subconscious
Projecting illusions at me
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9. |
Gimp
03:08
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I woke up at 5am
I went to the toilet for a phlegm
I ate my breakfast and smoked a blehm
an idea came to my mind there and then
I’m sick of life as a human
Can't cook my curry don’t have any cumin
It’s making me angry and I’m fumin’
So I wanna be a gimp, a submissive human
I wanna be your gimp
Tie me up in chains
Can you be my pimp
Ten pound sex slave
Beat me till I limp
Domination I crave
Twat me with a whipp
If I don’t behave
Kick me in the head
If I don’t obey
Leave me for dead
Suck me off foreplay
Control me in bed
As long as you pay
My nipples are red
They hurt everyday
One man two man three man four
In and out my backdoor
My arse is purple and really sore
I’ll do anything I’m a fucking whore
I sucked off my dad
He was really mad
But I was glad, it felt naughty n bad
I told some lad
It made him sad
I’ll do anything you want cause I’m a depressed gimp
Can you be my dominatrix
I love you so much please clamp my nips
Cover me in grease like fish and chips
Then peg me up with loads of clips
Silence me with a ball gag
Treat me like I’m a slag
Old people are mouldy and sag
abuse me while we shag
I wanna be your gimp
Tie me up in chains
Can you be my pimp
Ten pound sex slave
Beat me till I limp
Domination I crave
Twat me with a whipp
If I don’t behave
Kick me in the head
If I don’t obey
Leave me for dead
Suck me off foreplay
Control me in bed
As long as you pay
My nipples are red
They hurt everyday
It turns me on to be controlled
I have no self confidence, my heart is cold
Smack me about while I’m wearing a Blindfold
Punish me if I don’t do what I’m told
Punch me while I pleasure you
Piss in my mouth while I eat your poo
I suffered and my dick got harder and grew
I’ll do anything that you tell me to
Fuck me till I’m shooting blanks
Castrate me so I cannot wank
Hit me during sex with a rusty plank
Whoever puts me down I will Thank
I’m just a gimp I wanna be hurt
I’m definitely a massive pervert
I love an attack that’s full of dirt
Rag me about if ya want to flirt
I wanna be your gimp
Tie me up in chains
Can you be my pimp
Ten pound sex slave
Beat me till I limp
Domination I crave
Twat me with a whipp
If I don’t behave
Kick me in the head
If I don’t obey
Leave me for dead
Suck me off foreplay
Control me in bed
As long as you pay
My nipples are red
They hurt everyday
One man two man three man four
In and out my backdoor
My arse is purple and really sore
I’ll do anything I’m a fucking whore
I sucked off my dad
He was really mad
But I was glad, it felt naughty n bad
I told some lad
It made him sad
I’ll do anything you want cause I’m a depressed gimp
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10. |
10 micrograms
02:43
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Wont get old cruising like a pimp blaring out cypress hill
nokia phone bill this doctors prescribing medical pills
Kill anxiety and chill retarded floating daffodille
pharmacutical thrills Go downhill addict withdrawing mentally ill
10 Micrograms
diazepam
alprazolam,,
clonazepam
estazolam
lorazepam
oxazepam
temazepam
triazolam
Spaztardapam
Retardopam
Green eggs and ham
Government scam
rehab program
emotion spam
Stop while you can
Heres some tramadol for the pain in your back
If you munch enough of it its pretty much smack
Mash up all the medication from accross the nation
Clucking in aggitation need more dissacotiation
I dont even have bipolar dissorder
Il still eat xanax from accross the border
My words sound blurred cause my speech is slurred
Is that where we were what week of day did that occur
10 Micrograms
diazepam
alprazolam,,
clonazepam
estazolam
lorazepam
oxazepam
temazepam
triazolam
Spaztardapam
Retardopam
Green eggs and ham
Government scam
rehab program
emotion spam
Stop while you can
Pills can help people with a mental condition
Get on with there life not suffering in submission
To their own mind attacking them without there permission
Subconscious prison escape antipsychotics kill my twisted visions
But if you want to fly to high school
Dont drool like a fool on Fentanyl
Take illegal drugs in moderation
And dont end up in a police station
10 Micrograms
diazepam
alprazolam,,
clonazepam
estazolam
lorazepam
oxazepam
temazepam
triazolam
Spaztardapam
Retardopam
Green eggs and ham
Government scam
rehab program
emotion spam
Stop while you can
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11. |
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Hanging out behind the bin at the weekend
Acting stupid smoking spice with my best friends
I couldnt wait for the winter at st mungoes
I remember its the first time i saw her there
Shes getting kicked out her squat cause shes a smackhead
Im kinda nervous cause i think she might be inbred
Shes the one shell always be scared
She pushed my hand and i grabbed her i swear
because I fell in love with the girl at the food bank
She said what and i gave her tittie a yank
Shes so cool i spy on her while i wank
i jerk off over her
When shes not around
I told her
And she had a breakdown
I fell in love
With the girl at the food bank
When she said that were gonna move to luton
I remember her pimp was disputing
Shes 14 without a purpouse or direction
Im an adult i dont have any explanation
because I fell in love with the girl at the food bank
She said what and i gave her tittie a yank
Shes so cool i spy on her while i wank
i jerk off over her
When shes not around
I told her
And she had a breakdown
I fell in love
With the girl at the food bank
I creamed on her picture on my wall
I waiting for her call, she always kept me waiting
And if i she gets another c section,
shell be taken away by child protection
Because she kept me waiting
because I fell in love with the girl at the food bank
She said what and i gave her tittie a yank
Shes so cool i spy on her while i wank
i jerk off over her
When shes not around
I told her
And she had a breakdown
I fell in love
With the girl at the food bank
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12. |
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I hurt myself today, and I can really feel
I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real
The fall hit my ankle, the old familiar crippling
Try not to be bored , but I remember slipping
What have I become, what a bellend
Nobody I know , falls out the window in the end
And you could have it all , my small flat of dirt,
But I slipped out the window , and my uncle really hurts
I'd wear an ankle support , upon my sofa chair
But I dont have any money , so my foot cannot repair,
Beneath the flat bellow me , reported me to the council for climbing a drain pipe,
You are a dickhead, a proper fucking grass like
What have I become , what a bellend
Nobody I know , falls out the window in the end,
And you could have it all , my small flat off dirt,
But I slipped out of the window , and my anckle really hurts ,
If I could walk again, a million miles a day,
I would go outside , and enjoy this sunny day
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